War Czar/Execution Manager

I can't believe this guy is the "leader of the free world".

He obviously wasn't thinking when he chose the new name.

http://blog.throwawayyourtv.com/2007/04/execution-manager.html

My Ears!

My ears! My ears! Oh god help me, there's blood coming out of my ears!

OMFG

Wow. Wow. Wow. This has to be the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. A country singer with an innovative way to get the troops home....

Check it out.

Bounceometer

So, after reading about the ol' bounceometer, I decided to have a look for myself. Sure enough, they really did it. So, I'm laughing my ass off at the jiggling mamms when who should walk in, but my wife. She asked, "What are you doing?" while shifting a stern gaze betwixt me and the bouncing breasts on the monitor.
"Ummm...I read about this online..." I mutter...
She looked again at the monitor, "Ooooh...these are good bras!"

So now she wants to buy a bra from the UK...all because I couldn't resist the temptation to see bouncing boobies used in advertising.

Hell, at least I didn't get in trouble.